Miscellaneous

Jake, Orinoco and Castrol
(nothing to do with cymbidiums)


Jako Patako
(died 12:15 a.m. 10th. June 2012 aged about five months)

You came to us at perfect time with no fur and eyes still closed
You weighed a paltry sixty grams, without your shoes and clothes.
You lived in Tracey’s cleavage and under a warm light at night
You’d suckle a syringe and tube, till you learnt to lap and bite.

To keep you clean and healthy Mum tells you when to pee and poo
Tracey was your nursemaid so night and day she tended you.
But as you did get bigger you could tuck yourself up warm
Inside your beanie, in your box, safe from the chill of dawn.

You were Tracey’s darling, you knew she was your real mum
Whenever there was doubt around, t’was to her you’d always run.
You would sit upon her shoulder and watch the world go by
Safe from feet and cats and things from your vantage point up high.

You’d snuggle in her jumper as she went about her chores
Your soft nose drawing circles but when startled you’d use claws!
Safe and warm beside her there you would quietly dose
Then you’d climb up to her neck line and softly kiss her with your nose.

You’d lie inside my hoodie as I typed or surfed the net
Or run and play upon my lap until too cold you’d get.
You’d let me stroke your tummy, your arms spread without fear
You liked to chew my thumbnail and the hairs around my ears.

Each day you did get braver and would scamper on your own
Across the floor to find someone, when you were left alone.
You’d watch our every move with care when food was being prepared
And would explore the bench and bowls, for things of interest there.

You shared our room and our warm bed before we went to sleep
We’d hear you hiss, “Please let me back.” When you were put to bed.
Night was your time, we’d hear you climb the branches and the grill
And nibble nuts and chewy things until you’d got your fill.

When called you’d poke your pink nose out from in your nice warm den
But time was of no object so you think a while and then
You’d slowly climb on to the floor and move to the door with care
To climb on to whoever was waiting for you there.


One day there was a special time when you chose to follow me
When I got up and walked away you ran to the end of the settee.
The floor was far for you to cross so you pleaded with your eyes
I felt a bond between us then that was a magical surprise.

It made me think about you lots of times when at my work
You’d bring a smile upon my face a special little quirk.
You made me think of Tracey and how great she is for us
Together we were with her, travelling on a special bus.

Jake my boy you were not just, a pet to have for fun
To me you were so special, you were like our new born son.
I won’t be here forever while sweet Tracey will live on
I thought you would be with her, long after I was gone.

You’d choose your food quite carefully, drinking Milo from a cup.
Bowls were for cats and animals but not for you to sup!
You’d sit between us on the couch eating with your hands so neat
You’d go for peas and carrots first then sample other treats.

That was perhaps our downfall. Was it something that you ate?
That made you get convulsions and shake and shake and shake.
It could have been the lemon fish with mercury perhaps
Though you only took a nibble it sprung its lethal trap.

You trusted us completely but we knew not what to do
We could only sit and comfort you and pray that you’d come through.
For two hours you fought the agony and you were very brave
Your little body tortured as the pain it came in waves.

Your pain was so intensive that you thrashed about the place
Your heart was racing oh so fast and your breaths were rapid paced.
We held you and we cuddled you and tried to ease the pain
We murmured to you softly, “Please get well again.”

Briefly you stopped breathing and we thought that you were gone
But with a gentle kiss of life you bravely soldiered on.
Your body was too young and small and soon after you did pass
Within my hands your heart did stop and you took your final gasp.

You closed your mouth, your eyes went dull, you lay as if asleep
The pain was gone, serene and small, you drifted in the deep.



If there’s no pain there was no love the whole world knows that’s true
For us the pain is daunting, our love is so strong for you.
You suffered and you clung to life as hard as you could try
The memories will linger long, of your final desperate cry.

I held you close and cuddled you inside our bed so warm
I was hoping for a miracle as I waited for the dawn.
But though you stayed so warm and soft the life from you was gone
So young, so soft, so trusting, whatever had gone wrong?

We buried you inside your box with your beanie wrapped round tight
Where you would go for safety and to sleep throughout the night.
You lie inside a shallow grave near trees that reach up high
"We should have been your proper home," they whisper and they sigh.

And spare a tear for Tracey as you were her pride and joy
She tended and she loved you, you were her special boy.
And just when you were turning to all fun and not much work
You were snatched away beneath her, that makes her really hurt.

Your eyes, your ears, your round pink nose and fur so soft to touch
Everything about you made us love you oh so much.
You were a special person even though you were so young
Your endearing personality was full of trust and warmth and fun.

We think of you, we pine for you and tears they freely flow
Jake, you have gone forever and our grief you’ll never know.
You were the light you were the life a treasure through and through
Our hearts and souls are richer from joy of knowing you.

RIP Jake.

Jake was an Australian brush-tailed possum.

Net photos of brush-tailed possums:
http://www.google.co.nz/search?q=australian+brush+tailed+possum&hl=en&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=phQIUJjbKcHKmQXwu922Aw&sqi=2&ved=0CF8QsAQ&biw=1366&bih=667


                         Hairy Noco

I am a little possum, “Orinoco” is my name.
And no I’m not a womble, though my name is just the same.

Because I have no hair at all my name for now must be
“Ori-no-clothes” though I must confess, that is a little twee.

Soon I will be all furry so “Hairy Noco” they will snort
But in time I’ll be just be known as “Noco” for short.



Castrol and Family

“Hello”, my name is Castrol.
A strange name for a Duck.
But that’s what Richard called me
And regretably it stuck.

At least it is not Mudguts
Which is what he called a hen.
But he’s always a bit zaney
And he thought it funny then.

I am an Indian Runner
But I waddle more than run.
I swim a lot but do not fly
Though I know that would be fun.

I tried it once when I was young
And the wind was blowing strong.
I flapped and I got airborne
But not for very long.

My father’s name is Marmalade
But folks just call him Runner.
He’s tall and white with orange feet
He looks a real stunner.

My mother is named Mrs. Black
Because she’s black as black can be.
She seems like she’s a grumpy duck
But her good nature you can’t see.

She’s normally quite retiring
And appears to be remote.
But when she mutters out instructions
Everyone takes note.

She knows about the perils
Of dogs and cats and stoats
And is completely fearless
If her ducklings are approached.

I have an older sister,
Who looks a lot like me.
She’s lucky, she’s called Mrs. White
As she could be Frib-dee-dee.

I have three ducklings of my own
Whose calling cannot fail.
They do not look a lot like me
But that’s a different Tale.

I started off with six eggs
But one went missing while I slept
Another two went rotten
So three was what was left.

Their names I must confess
Are the biggest mystery by far
As Richard went and called them
Tri and Fek and Tah.

That brings me back to my name
Which is not as strange as it appears.
It comes from my special circumstance
Which could have led to tears.

Mrs. Black abandoned me
Just before I was due to hatch
As all the other eggs she’d laid
Went rotten in that batch.

It was coming close to winter
And the days were wet and cold.
So I was hatched inside the house
In a warm box, I’ve been told.

When too big for the box and light
A large cage became my lair.
Two Chinese quail were neighbours
A most unusual pair.

Mr. Gray was oh so timid
Anastasia ran that shop.
I don’t think they had read the book
Or if so, they’d lost the plot!

Richard rises early
To surf the internet.
So for warmth and company
Around his neck I’d get.

I’d stretch myself out in his hood
With my tummy on his skin
My legs spread-eagled on one side
And my beek tucked snuggly in.

If he was being tardy
And did not get me in a trice.
I made my very high pitched squeal
Which he did not find quite nice.

If you’ve heard a squeaky bearing
Then I sounded just the same.
“You need a damn good oil”, he’d say
So “Castrol” became my name.